ATLANTA, Georgia –
Was a near perfect day for the Kopp family reunion held in a busy Atlanta park until something really sh**ty happened: A small aircraft released an estimated half-ton of liquid pig feces.
“The place smelled like a f**kin sh*t factory,” Jed Kopp said. “I was covered head to toe in sh*t, literally. Nearly everybody was covered in poop. And I think I know who did it too and he’s a dead man.”
Mr. Kopp suspects his brother, Buddy Lee Kopp. “He has been shunned by our family for beating up our grandparents and I know he was ticked because he didn’t get invited to the reunion. I know he can’t fly no plane. He can barely drive a truck, so he must have hired a pilot to dump the sh*t. But, not ironically, he runs a pig farm.”
The incredible photo was captured by a bird photographer.
“Moments before,” the photographer said. “I’d just photographed a beautiful, beautiful red-shouldered hawk and then I saw the plane and captured the photo just as the plane was dropping its feces.”
“The children are what break my heart,” Jed Kopp said. “Nobody should crap on kids. We’re still trying to figure out how to explain this to them.”
Authorities have the photo and are trying to track down Buddy Lee Kopp, who is nowhere to be found, the aircraft and the pilot.