Hollywood, California –
A caterer leaked details from a very unique fashion show this past weekend in the Hollywood hills.
“These rich Hollywood… assholes had this private fashion show and paid bums off the street to come in dressed in their street clothes and walk down the cat walk. It was horrible. They laughed and laughed at these poor people. They had a guy videotaping it. Private security to manage the “models.” To the bums’ credit, they didn’t let it get to them. Most looked pretty wasted, which probably helped them get through. The worst part of the show was a bum who yelled ‘I know yoga!’ and got in the downward dog position and peed through his pants.”
He said the end was the most humiliating thing he’s seen.
“There were probably forty bums and the Hollywood wives in their Yves Saint Laurent and Gucci dresses did what they called a ‘perfuming.’ The women created two rows and the bums were made to walk slowly down ‘The Gauntlet’ while they sprayed them with perfume. They yelled ‘you’re stinky,’ stuff like that. After the perfuming, the bums were put into the back of old pickups and driven away by Mexican guys.”