We were recently contacted through our Facebook page by a Seattle man named John Petroni who wants to pay men to get sterilized via a vasectomy. We agreed to do an interview by email.
Me: We get contacted by a lot of people who want to do interviews, but you really got our attention.
John: Thanks for letting me do this.
Me: Let’s jump right in. Tell us about the program.
John: We have an overpopulation problem which is leading to global warming, mass animal extinction and threatening human survival. Humans are the biggest invasive species on the planet and we need to drastically slow down breeding rates – and, as quickly as possible, reduce the world population to about 1 billion educated people for our planet to remain sustainable.
Me: I really don’t know much about this. Is one billion a fact? Or just what you think?
John: Fact.
Me: So the plan. Let’s hear it.
John: Obviously, we can’t kill the living. Although, I think we should let all terminally ill people die as fast as possible. At that point, they bring no value to the planet, they only take already dwindling resources.
But the plan. I’m going to pay men one hundred dollars CASH to voluntarily get an irreversible vasectomy.
Me: A hundred dollars isn’t very much.
John: Maybe not to you, maybe not to me, but to a lot of people it’s good money. Money they need.
Me: Is this money coming out of your pocket?
John: To start — yes. I also have some private donors. But we’ll hopefully be able to set up a Kickstarter campaign to really roll this out. From there, I think we’ll attract bigger donors.
Me: I take it you’ll start in the Seattle area?
John: Noooo. Seattle is a highly educated city with terrific crossbreeding. We have our share of poorly educated and ignorant people in Eastern Washington and a few here, but we want to go where the stupidity and ignorance is the thickest: Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, etc.
Me: You kind of sound like a F**King Nazi POS, John!
John: You obviously can’t differentiate my philosophy from the Nazis’. I do not advocate killing people. I advocate creating a highly educated breed by weeding out, through sterilization, I guess, to simplify, stupid people.
Me: I don’t think anybody will do this.
John: They already have.
Me: How many?
John: 27.
Me: Where?
John: Texas, Mississippi, Alabama and a few other southern states.
Me: They’re not offended that you’re basically telling them that they’re not worthy of having children or more children? They’re ignorant? Worthless? And how much are the actual surgeries costing you?
John: NOT AT ALL. A lot of them said they did it for the beer money.
Me: Beer money?
John: One guy said he needed it to make his child support payment. Most didn’t say, but quite a few said beer and cigarette money.
Me: 27 isn’t many. How many people do you actually think will take the cash?
John: First, I didn’t answer your other questions. Vasectomies do cost, but I have sympathetic doctors who are performing the procedures at a lowered rate. Once we get funding rolling, we’ll be able to pay the doctors their normal rates and keep patient rates the same. If the demand is there, we’ll lower the patient rate to $50, even $25, if we can. I would love to do just do it for free if people want it.
To your other question: A hundred dollars is a hundred dollars. I think millions will do it. The ignorant tend to need money. Then I’m going to take this to other countries.
Me: Why America first?
John: Because Americans use more resources than other countries. Look how fat those people in the south are. They’re taking a lot of food. They tend to have cars that get horrible gas-mileage and most really don’t contribute to the betterment of society. How many more people do we need living off the government…? How many more minimum-wage workers do we need? If they started being thinned out now, hourly rates would actually go up for future generations. That’s a fact. I think our government should even reduce social services to stop the breeding now. No more welfare babies! And if some starved, so be it. Welcome to natural correction. People in the south probably don’t even know what natural correction means.
Me: Okay, John. I’m going to stop this interview.
John: You can’t handle an idea that could save the planet and the human race?
Me: I just think you’re showing a lack of humanity. People should be allowed the freedom to have children and it takes all kinds to make society work. I’m not saying overpopulation isn’t a problem… and that some people are having more kids than they can afford. I more or less have a problem with your snooty attitude. I was obviously open to letting you discuss your plan. But your smug attitude is what I can’t take.
John: I disagree, but it’s your interview. Would you at least be willing to put those who might want to earn a hundred dollars in cash in contact with me?
But let me clarify, educated people wanting a vasectomy could take advantage of my offer (they’re smart after all), so I put each candidate through a short I.Q. test to see if they qualify. They’ll also need to provide an identification that proves they reside in the south.
I did not respond to his request and felt like I should not provide his contact information, but after thinking it over, I decided that’s not for me to decide.
If you want to get a hold of John Petroni, we handle all correspondence through Facebook. You’ll need to like our page and then click message in the upper navigation. We will provide you with Mr. Petroni’s email address.