SYRACUSE –
22-year-old Jillian Takoma wants to have a baby, but not just any baby — she wants Barack Obama’s baby. The current Syracuse resident spoke about her plan.
“I know Obama’s married and won’t have sex with me, even though I’m quite attractive. Half-Asians (Asians and Caucasians) are considered to be the most beautiful women in the world and if he saw me I think I’d be hard to resist. But I know he’s happily married, at least it appears that way, and it could cause a huge scandal if we made love.”
Instead Takoma has written the White House and asked President Obama to be a sperm donor.
“He’s an incredible genius. Harvard graduate. Leader of the free world. A great decision maker. I also love that he’s mixed-race. Our baby would probably look so unique having all our nationalities blended in one package and be so extraordinarily smart having Obama’s genes. All Barack has to do is go to a sperm bank, make a deposit, and the sperm would be mine. I don’t expect child support, just knowing I have a Barack Obama’s baby would be enough.”
When asked if the baby would carry Obama’s last name Takoma responded, “Of course! The Obama name is so powerful and widely recognized that it’ll help my baby get a big edge in life. Can you imagine saying “I’m Barack Obama’s son or daughter?’ and also being beautiful or handsome and highly, highly intelligent? What opportunities this baby will have!”
The White House has not responded to her letter, but she plans to continue writing until she gets a response.
“I won’t stop until I have Obama’s sperm,” Takoma said.