Texas Man Beats Woman For Being Fat

HOUSTON, Texas –

Tom Lobster, 52, attacked a woman outside of a Houston Food & Go for being overweight.

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“Fat women make me sick,” Lobster said in a police report. “She had a cart full of donuts, sugary cereal- a bunch of bad carbs. Lady should have some shame. Hit the gym, tone her core, firm up that ass. Get liposuction. Plastic surgery for her ugly face. Be pleasing to the male eye.”

An anonymous bystander said he watched the attack:

“This fat guy came sprinting out of some bushes, tackled this poor lady and started wailing on her face, calling her “fatso,” “hippo,” and “Wisconsin skinny” — whatever ‘Wisconsin skinny’ means. And what was weird is that she wasn’t that fat. Probably only weighed 200 lbs.”

The bystander said after the woman had been beaten unconscious Lobster sat there eating her donuts and drinking from a carton of milk until police arrived.

“On a scale of one to ten, all women should be at least elevens,” Lobster also said in the police report. “I’ll keep beating these ugly pigs until every one of them is at least an eleven.”


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