Yoga May Cure Homosexuality

OVERLAND PARK, Kanas –

A Kansas yoga instructor, Larry Chandray, claims he can cure homosexuality by having students do a specialized form of yoga.

“Basically students practice traditional yoga,” Chandray said. “But we change the intention of the practice: instead of yoga being used to clear the mind and increase flexibility, we have students visualize themselves making love to members of the opposite sex while practicing yoga.”

homosexuals-doing-yoga-640Above: Homosexuals practicing heterosexual yoga

yoga-homosexuality-640Above: Chandray doing heterosexual yoga on beach

Each two-hour class consists of Chandray shouting out fifty yoga moves for students to do with a corresponding sex position to visualize.

“Homosexuality is a flaw caused by the sexual mind not being in harmony with the body. My program corrects this defect and allows people to live spiritually and morally correct lives as the Spirit Father intended.”

Chandray claims to have cured 140 homosexuals, but says the results are not overnight. A student must commit to classes three times a week for 24 months. Each class costs $85.

Chandray also requires that students not engage in homosexual activities during the two year program.

“If a student gets gay with somebody, even just once, then they have to restart the program,” Chandray said. “It ruins everything.”


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