The streets of Philadelphia are much less grody today: The “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has pleaded guilty.
This serial street harasser became nationally infamous last January, after several Philly women reported they’d been approached by a man, pecker out, holding a slice of Swiss cheese. He offered them a hundred dollars cash if they’d whack him off with it.
In a candid admission, the “Swiss Cheese Pervert,” said one woman offered to stroke him off with shredded cheese, but that would not satisfy the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” and he refused her offer.
Philly women gave a collective sigh of relief knowing the menace was off the streets, but he’ll only do eight months of probation plus psychotherapy. Philly women fear he’ll be back to flashing once his sentence is over.
“He’s been remorseful since the minute that I met him and he wants to get help,” his attorney told NBC10. “He’ll get better.”