CEDAR PARK, Texas — A Texas man allegedly stole a bottle of $17.99 sex lube to get arrested and see his jailed boyfriend.
An arrest affidavit says police found the man, Jakey Brown, outside the business masturbating with the lube. He told police that he wanted to see his boyfriend, who was arrested hours earlier for cocaine possession, and told them he wanted to go to jail immediately.
Police booked Brown and said they planned to keep the couple separated as to discourage other people from committing this unusual crime in the future.
Brown was charged with misdemeanor petit theft and indecent exposure.