DAYTONA BEACH, Florida –
The rapture continues hours after a thousand people in Wyoming were taken. This time God is taking attractive women in Florida.
It’s estimated there are over 200 missing women and more leaving by the minute.
Friends caught several photos of the girls getting beamed up.
“We were in our hotel room and Stacey just lifted off and dissipated through the ceiling. It was terrifying,” Amanda Peters said. “My friend snapped a photo of the incident.”
A lot of the other Florida women were enjoying time on the beach when they were raptured.
“Great day out swimming and my chick just zipped up into the sky,” Brody Plant said. “This totally sucks. Jesus took my girlfriend.”
Brody wasn’t the only guy to lose his girlfriend. John Page also saw his lady get sucked up into the sky. “It was nucking futs! She went flipping out of the water. But I’m not surprised she was taken. She’s a big Christian and was always bitching for me to go to church. I guess I should have listened. Now she’s gone for eternity and I’m left behind.”
According to scripture, this is not how The Rapture was supposed to happen, but a Daytona Beach pastor said, “This is not for us to judge or to question. God works in mysterious ways.”