EXCLUSIVE Interview With A Stupid Model

Me: It seems like social media has allowed any girl to upload risqué photos and call themselves a model. What’s different about you? Are you a real model?

Julia: Most girls aren’t real models. I am.

Me: What makes you a real model?

Julia: I’m a real model.

Me: Let’s talk about some of your photos. What made you decide to cover your breasts in this photo? Were you ashamed?

breast-covering

Julie:  No! I guess I’m trying to leave something to the viewer’s imagination.

Me: That would be your boobs, correct?

Julie: Yes.

Me: Why not just show them?

Julie: Again, my boobs are left to the imagination. Plus you CAN see one curve of my left breast, so not everything is left to the imagination!! LOL!

Me: In this next photo, are you looking at the audience or looking slightly askew? To be more precise, your right eye seems to be looking off, but it really looks like your left eye is looking at the audience.

looking-off

Julie: That’s kind of the genius of that shot! It’s hard to tell! LOL! But really, I’m looking mostly off to the side.

Me: Why are your hands placed where they are in that photo?

Julie:  I don’t know. I guess the left one is to accentuate the curve of my hip and the other is for body support. I don’t remember.

Me:  What are you looking at here? nightie

Julie: I was actually looking at the sandbag weighing down the light stand. LOL!

Me: Again, I noticed the hand on the hip. Is that to accentuate the curve?

Julie: Yes.

Me: Why are you greasy in this photo?

oiled Julie: It’s tanning oil.

Me: Why take a picture wearing tanning oil?

Julie: I guess because I’m in my swimming suit!

Me: Your hand is once again basically placed in the same place. That’s kind of signature pose for you.

Julie:  Yep! LOL!

Me: Why did you pose pregnant? pregnantJulie: Because I was pregnant and pregnant is beautiful!

Me: Were you also trying to get a nude pregnant woman modeling job?

Julie: I don’t know! Maybe! I just thought it was really beautiful.

Me: What’s the baby’s name?

Julie: Lamborghini.

Me: Do you want her to grow up and one day upload semi-nude modeling photos to the Internet too?

Julie: NO! Well, I guess if she wanted to she can.

Me: When she gets old enough you guys could maybe model nude together.

Julie: GROSS!! That’s not happening!

Me: Two part question: Did the smoke in this picture bother you? I’ve also noticed a lot of models pose with ‘crotch rocket’ motorcycles. Why?

with-motorcycle

Julie: The smoke was awful. It smelt like burning rubber! But it’s a really awesome photo. You can barely see the guy and it gives the photo kind of a ghostly, haunting appearance and feeling. I guess guys like hot girls in bikinis posing with motorcycles.

Me: Why did you stick your butt out in this shot instead of say… thrusting your crotch forward to the man?

Julie: I don’t know! Geeze! I just did!

Me: I really appreciate you taking the time to let me interview you.

Julie: Thanks!! :)


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