MEMPHIS –
Ku Klux Klan (KKK) member Enus Jones announced his bid for the U.S. Presidency this morning at a small press conference held just outside Memphis, Tennessee . His speech promised to send all minorities back to where they come from. Several unhooded members wore ‘Go Back to Africa’ T-shirts, others held ‘Enus Jones for White President’ signs.
“We got a coon president trying to Africanize this country and I don’t want another pubic-head taking his place,” Enus told a crowd of twenty. “But prison monkeys ain’t the only threat. We got faggots, sand n**gers, tomahawks, bean eaters, ching chongs, women and other non-white males wanting to be president. When I’m elected to the Oval Office I’m going to send all these f***ing apes, minus white women, back to where they come from.”
After his campaign promise, the audience chanted “White Power” and “Make America White.”
“It will be illegal in this country to have colored skin or be a poo-pusher. Any coloreds try to get clever with skin-bleaching and hair hair-straightening, we will detect you and deport you.”
It’s doubtful Jones will gain any campaign traction, but he told the crowd that ‘White God’ has told him he will be the next president even if he loses the election.