Man Finds Tooth In Whole Foods Yogurt

Los Angeles –

Known for doing so many things right, it looks like Whole Foods has done something wrong.

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According to a 36-year-old Los Angeles man, who asked to remain temporarily anonymous, he peeled open a cup of 365 Strawberry Greek Yogurt, stirred it up, and found a shocking surprise.

“There was a tooth in my yogurt. Not just a tooth, but a friggin’ gold capped tooth. I almost barfed my guts out. I took the yogurt back into the store and pointed at the tooth so the cashiers could see and they freaked out and wouldn’t do anything. They actually started to ignore me. So I left and decided I’d share this on the internet. I like shopping there because I’m trying to be environmentally friendly, but this is gross.”

The source also questioned the tooth’s origin.

“I can’t get over that the tooth was gold capped. What normal person would throw away gold? And why get rid of it in a cup of yogurt? Did a dead body get mixed up in the yogurt vat, maybe?”

Obviously, many questions remain unanswered. He hopes Whole Foods will compensate him, but in the meantime he plans to sell the gold although it has little value.


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