DALLAS, Texas –
52-year-old amusement park attendant Andy Smith feels it’s finally time to wave goodbye to his virginity, but he’s taking an unconventional route: he’s selling it to the highest bidder.
But, the question pressing everybody’s mind: How has Andy remained a virgin so long?
“I know being a virgin [at] my age seems odd,” Smith said. “But after I dropped out of high school I just threw myself into my work at the amusement park. Worked hard to move up the ladder from janitorial to assistant managing a food stand and finally landing my dream job as a ride attendant. Sometimes you get caught up with the work and just forget about sex.”
Smith read about Catarina Migliorini, the Brazilian beauty who sold her virginity for $780,000 and thought that was an excellent idea.
“I’d reached my career goals and thought, you know, I gotta finally get my cherry popped and why not auction it off? I’m attractive and people love to have sex with virgins and I could use the money to cover my medical bills (Smith currently has lung cancer).”
He approached a friend who works in music production at the amusement park and Andy’s friend agreed to be his agent. The silent auction will be conducted online. Bidders simply need to email Zach Zeal with a bid (US dollars) and Zach will get back with a form to fill out and sign.
The winner will be announced in June with the devirginizing happening on July, 11th, Andy’s birthday. Andy plans to wrap himself in gift paper and let the lucky winner open him up.
Andy has a sexual preference, but that won’t get in the way of anybody wanting to bid.
“I’d prefer to lose my training wheels to a man,” Smith said, laughing. “But a woman is fine too. And I don’t care what you look like. The highest bidder gets to make love to me.”