Oklahoma Prostitute Advertises *Special Offer’ On Telephone Poles

OKLAHOMA CITY –

A reader sent us photos of a flyer that a street prostitute has recently been taping to telephone poles and dumpsters in Oklahoma City.

Hey Stuppid,

This is probably the stupidest s**t I’ve ever seen and thought you had to put this up. She eats hair? And how stupid you gotta be to advertise an illegal activity with your PICTURE on it!! lmbao!

JD

Here are some of the photos JD sent in. We transcribed her copy below… read on….

mainstreet-pole.640Pink duct tape grabs the attention.

dumpster-640

close-640Text from flyer:

*SPECIAL OFFER*

FREE ADULT SERVICES

 *Please read all this below*

– First ‘Adult Engagement’ is free. But client must agree to spending two more PAID nights with me after first time. Must sign legally binding contract I provide.
– I will do any ‘adult engagement’ you require including non-standard things like eating hair. I’m very good at the ‘mother experience.’
– I am currently disease free.  I will only discuss rates in person, but I’m extremely affordable and very, very good (all that and a bag of Fritos). If you are not satisfied I will give you another ‘adult engagement’ free of charge.  I WILL TRAVEL.
(i’m warm and loving)

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