Products you probably shouldn’t try unless you want to get sick, injured or DIEEE!
1) Baby Drowning Device
2) Butter Stick Diarrhea Maker
3) Computer-Powered Leg Warmers That Will Electrocute You
4) Bloody Nose Maker
5) Killer Whale Massager That Will Electrocute You
6) Beauty Mask That Will Also Electrocute You
7) Nail Painting Device That Will Certaintly Damage Your Cuticles
8) Finger Toothbrush Gums Slasher
9) Get Fuller Lips, Possibly Suffocate, With This Thing
10) Shower Microphone Sponge That You Will Choke On
11) Penis Massager That Will Lead To Vascular Damage And Amputation
12) Get That Long Neck And Spinal Damage You’ve Always Wanted With NECK STRETCHER!